Can you feel it on the air?
It’s pulsing round the globe.
There’s a magic everywhere
and holy Lucasfilm I know
that this year will be special.
This year, one of a kind.
I’ve got to make sure I play it safe.
Make sure that I don’t die.
I get goose bumps thinking about it.
My hairs all stand on end.
I’ve been waiting for a decade
but now it’s time, my friends.
For that sprinkle of Disney magic
has given life to dying embers.
Another chance to show the world how it’s done
and it’s coming this December.
I honestly can’t remember
the last time I was this excited
and I’m not gonna sugar coat it.
because to be honest, I’m a bit frightened.
I couldn’t stand being disappointed again
I don’t want to have my heart
rip out of my chest
and thrown on the floor
and crudely ripped apart.
I’ve put all my trust in the magic
because the magic and me
we’ve been together my whole life;
since I was old enough to dream.
Since I was old enough to take a stick
and make those swooshing sounds
that only a lightsaber can make
when it’s chopping storm troopers down
I built the spaceships out of Lego
before the Lego line was released
and now I have my ticket for the new Star Wars
on December 17th.
So step to one side Christmas.
Cos I’ve been wanting this for ages
and I’ve done Christmas for the past 30 years
and nothing really changes.
But Christmas you’re not forgotten
and you know you’re not forsaken.
It’s just I’ll be with you December 18th
after The Force Awakens.